First, to those who are wondering — yes, Jarvis was drunk last night. He and I have come too far over the past couple of months for me to risk publicly admonishing him, but rest assured that the sweet dudes here at Mike Gatto Is a Sweet Dude care about nothing more than the California State Assembly, so long as Assemblyman Mike Gatto and his magnificent circumcised dick are part of it.
To that end, let’s take a quick peek and see what Mr. Sweetness has been up to. Oh, what’s this? Bill 227? A new measure introduced by Iron Mike which would tighten California’s chemical warning laws? Sounds pretty fuckin’ sweet to me.
Basically, Gatto’s measure is seeking to stop bullshit government assholes from strong-arming small business owners like Robert Ghazarian, who have been unfairly targeted by dickwads in suits threatening to fine him $2,500 a day for failing to post adequate warning signs about the dangers of alcohol. (By the way, the dangers of alcohol have already been well-documented in past blog entries on our super sweet site.)
Mike Gatto and his big dick are clearly seeking to create a fair and equitable environment for business owners and consumers alike. This is a refreshing return to good old-fashioned business after a bizarre weekend of strange news.
Also, an incidental reminder: anyone with ideations of trying to punch Mike Gatto in the face should email Jarvis and I at MikeGattoIsASweetDude@gmail.com. We’ll be happy to come and kick the living shit out of you.
(Even though Dalton Gatto has a big, circumcised dick, he is no relation to Mike Gatto. The fact that they share a surname is 100% coincidence.)