Mike Gatto Prays With a Monkey?!!?! WTF?!?!

If headlines over at the Western Diocese of the Armenian Church are true, then apparently Mike Gatto invited a monkey to join him in prayer on the floor of the State Assembly….

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What the fuck?!  That doesn’t make a lick of sense.  If my trusty Gattometer is to be trusted, this sounds like the work of nefarious Gattophobes, out to slander our good representative’s name by associating him with a stinky, no good monkey.  What the fuck?!

UPDATE!!

Hey gang!  I got an update on the ‘Mike Gatto Prays With Monkeys’ story.  I scrolled down the page and read the rest of the article, and apparently in this case the word ‘primate’ doesn’t refer to a stinky, no good monkey, but instead is the title used to dignify the leader of the Western Diocese of the Armenian Church of North America.  Here’s a picture from the event, in which Mike shows a room full of chests how it’s really done.

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My sincere apologies to our readers for any confusion.  In the up-to-the-second world of today’s modern news, sometimes misinformation gets the better of even the best of us. 

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About Jarvis Mitchell

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