In case you’re wondering why we haven’t posted any news updates about Mike Gatto, be assured it has nothing to do the fine assemblyman. As always, he’s steadfastly shaping our future in Sacramento.
There have not been any updates because the authors of this site have been preoccupied with a monumental tragedy. Unfortunately, news of Mike Gatto (as well as friendships and basic personal hygiene) have been neglected as we reassess our lives in the aftermath of the aforementioned tragedy.
Please say a prayer for Daulton Gatto’s stupid bird. We’ll return soon. Hopefully.