Phil Jennerjahn: Not a Sweet Dude

Apparently, perennial political loser and overall douchenozzle Phil Jennerjahn was tipped off by a retard with no command of written English, Scott “Red Spot in My Panties” Johnson, that he had been added to our enemies list. Scott Johnson, you may recall, is a cohort of basement-dwelling tub of lard Mike Pigby, whose laughable blog is showcase evidence of his raging jealousy of everyone who has actually managed to win a vote into public office, and particularly of Mike Gatto.

Let’s pause for a moment to address the carefully concocted and obviously doctored footage from the video on Jennerjahn’s blog. Ignorant and easily manipulated viewers may be led by the video to believe that Mike Gatto has something to hide; the reality of the situation, and what Jennerjahn and his, erm, “journalist” Peter Musurlian don’t want you to know, is that Musurlian was bitch-slapped with a restraining order for unjustifiably aggressive behavior towards one of Gatto’s staffers.  It’s no surprise that he was not allowed to disrupt another public event with his shameless grandstanding.

Phil Jennerjahn: I would direct you to check out my armchair psychoanalysis of Mike Pigby, as much of it obviously applies to you and your perennial loserdom as well.

Peter Musurlian: go lick a big, hard dick like it’s a Popsicle in the middle of August.

And don’t piss me off any more. Bad things happen when I get angry.

(Daulton Gatto is no relation to Mike Gatto. That they share a surname is purely a coincidence.)


About Daulton Gatto (no relation to Mike Gatto)

I am a sweet dude, but nowhere near as sweet as Mike Gatto. (I am not related to Mike Gatto. Our identical last name is purely a coincidence.)
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