Monthly Archives: May 2011

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!

We should all take some time to reflect on the special roles that mothers and all women play in our lives.  I would especially like to extend my gratitude to Daulton’s saintly mother, Betty Gatto (no relation to Mike Gatto) … Continue reading

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Phil Jennerjahn: Not a Sweet Dude

Apparently, perennial political loser and overall douchenozzle Phil Jennerjahn was tipped off by a retard with no command of written English, Scott “Red Spot in My Panties” Johnson, that he had been added to our enemies list. Scott Johnson, you may recall, is … Continue reading

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You Show Yours, and Mike Gatto Will Show His

In this stunning new photo out of Sacramento, Assembly Sergeant-At-Arms Ronald Pane is clearly impressed by Mike Gatto’s legislative prowess. For more cool new pictures, check out Mike Gatto’s official site.

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Fair Political Practices Commission: MIKE GATTO IS A SWEET DUDE!

The Fair Political Practices Commission, a political watchdog group,  happily exonerated Mike Gatto of any and all ethics charges stemming from accusations he violated financial disclosure rules during his historic 2010 campaign. At issue was a petty and insignificant complaint … Continue reading

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