Apologies to Our Readers…

Somewhere in that murky maelstrom of gin, lemon meringue pie, Family Feud and Mike Higby, I lost my cool. I want to issue an apology to our readers.

This blog is not about Mayor Sam, Richard Dawson or what Mike “Bigby” Higby eats for breakfast. This blog is about one thing and one thing only:

Mike Gatto.

Let us never forget that Mike Gatto is a sweet dude and a paladinesque protector of our rights as residents of California’s 43rd voting district.

This blog exists solely to celebrate Mike Gatto’s achievements and to chronicle his ascent to political prominence. Enough said.

(Daulton Gatto is no relation to Mike Gatto. That they share a surname is purely coincidental.)


About Daulton Gatto (no relation to Mike Gatto)

I am a sweet dude, but nowhere near as sweet as Mike Gatto. (I am not related to Mike Gatto. Our identical last name is purely a coincidence.)
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2 Responses to Apologies to Our Readers…

  1. Jarvis Mitchell says:

    thanks, daulton. that was very mature of you to apologize. i’d like to apologize too for contributing my post to the mess, and i fear for encouraging you to post when you shouldn’t have.

    i’m sure our readers appreciate our efforts to stay professional and unbiased in our reporting on Mike Gatto’s political ascent. sometimes passions can get the better of even the best men. and reporters.

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