Family Feud Is Super Sweet

Just a quick shout-out to all of you who think that Family Feud is past its prime:

You’re right. It is. Richard Dawson was the greatest game-show host ever. And he was pretty sweet as the villain in The Running Man, starring former Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Mike Gatoo might be the next Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Man, if only my life turned out like Mike Gatoo’s.Whoa-oa! Hey you! Who said that? Baby how you been?

Man. I’m drnuk. I had to switch to liquor because I was too bloated from the lemon merignue pie to drink beers.

I’m going to go get a bottle of gin from the corner store and see if there are any hookers hanging out.


Oh yeah–and I’m NO RELATION TO MIKE GATOO. Fuck. How many times do I have to say it???


About Daulton Gatto (no relation to Mike Gatto)

I am a sweet dude, but nowhere near as sweet as Mike Gatto. (I am not related to Mike Gatto. Our identical last name is purely a coincidence.)
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14 Responses to Family Feud Is Super Sweet

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  4. V.E.G. says:

    Richard Dawson did kiss a lot of women contestants but decided to stop due to the commitment to his wife and daughter, although he decided to shake people’s hands instead. Alastair Sim has a same principle as Richard Dawson (but one big difference, signing autographs). Sim did sign autographs and decided to stop and shake people’s hands instead.

  5. V.E.G. says:

    God bless Richard Dawson and his family.

  6. V.E.G. says:

    By the way, Frank Cady appears on Family Feud! Cady was the 8th cousin once removed of “Uncle” Alan Burton Hall, the hero!

  7. V.E.G. says:

    By the way, Dorothy Lyman is the distant cousin of “Uncle” Alan Burton Hall, the hero! Crazy World!

  8. Daulton Gatto (no relation to Mike Gatto) says:

    I appreciate that you enjoy Family Feud and Richard Dawson so much, but um, this is a blog about Mike Gatto.

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