You’re right. It is. Richard Dawson was the greatest game-show host ever. And he was pretty sweet as the villain in The Running Man, starring former Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Mike Gatoo might be the next Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Man, if only my life turned out like Mike Gatoo’s.Whoa-oa! Hey you! Who said that? Baby how you been?
Man. I’m drnuk. I had to switch to liquor because I was too bloated from the lemon merignue pie to drink beers.
I’m going to go get a bottle of gin from the corner store and see if there are any hookers hanging out.
Oh yeah–and I’m NO RELATION TO MIKE GATOO. Fuck. How many times do I have to say it???