8 Inanimate Objects That Remind Jarvis Mitchell of Mike Gatto

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8.  Nice cucumber.  Or is it Mike Gatto’s juicy cock?

 

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7.  Is that a cactus?  No, it’s a cactus that looks like Mike Gatto’s throbbing jizzrocket.

 

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6.  That chick is fucking a tree that looks like Mike Gatto’s donger.

 

images5.  Super sweet strawberry cock.  Do it!
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4.  That 7-inch cheeseburger reminds me of somebody’s 10-inch dick.

 

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3.  This building looks like a big dick.  Mike Gatto has a big dick.

 

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2.  Nice jizzing fireworks.  Mike Gatto.

 

6a00d8341bfb1653ef017c32e372a4970b1.  One day there will be a Mike Gatto memorial on the National Lawn.  And I will want to suck it.

About Jarvis Mitchell

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